what's in a boyfriend?

Saturday. I hate you. Just saying.


I definitely did not see this coming. Or maybe I should have?
Let me tell you my story:

I've been dating Al. Going on almost a whole month now. The relationship has completely gone way too fast. Can you imagine that he's already living with me? well, I hate to admit..he is. Ever since our first date to Blue Frog..

::insert crazy eyed face here:: o_O

Within this month I have lost:
-my prescription glasses that I need to see to drive. [which is kinda pointless now]
-lost my car due to car accident.
-gained a severely sprained ankle that has kept me out of work since the beginning of march.

WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?!

Oh boy, let. me. tell. you.

Al is in jail in Fayette county. Probation Violation. [Been there, done that - although I only had to serve 30 days on house arrest.] And it doesn't look like he's getting out here soon. Probably expecting to see him [that's if they don't keep him after his court date] mayybe mid April. Well, he has been busting his ass at work to help pay my rent of $500 due to the fact that I've been out of work since the accident. He would store the money in the office in a safe hidden place that he didn't even know about so that he would refrain from spending it when he goes out after work. Or so I thought.

Spoke with Al yesterday on Luke's phone. Which, charged $10 to Luke's phone bill to call from jail..he wasn't very thrilled. Asked Al about the rent money he was saving at work. He doesn't have it. His friend Scott does and to not hit up Scott via facebook because Al wants to talk to him about it first. Kinda odd but, I say okay.
During this whole thing I've been talking with Al's mother over the phone. Had to call her up and let her know about the accident. Called her up to speak with her about Al and rent. Al's mother Susa, a very wonderful sweet sounding lady that just doesn't sound like she could hurt a fly. I've never met the woman before. But, I tell her that Al can no longer call because of the $10 phone charge that is applied to the phone bill for every single phone call. So, I had her relay a message to him when she went to go visit him this morning. Asking her to ask him about rent and how to get it from Scott. Just a simple task.

Saturday. Today.
I called Susa around 10:30 this morning. I knew that she had planned to visit Al in jail at 9 am. She has this tremble in her voice and pauses between her sentences as she goes to tell me about the rent money.
Al gave the money to Scott. Obviously, this I know since he told me this yesterday. Well, just my luck..Al owed Scott money and Scott already spent it. So, my mind runs a blank as Susa is expressing how sorry she is that he did that to me. When the agreement was that Al was going to work for me and twice as hard so he can afford my rent due to the fact that I've been stuck on crutches and out of work since March 8th.

Can we say..throw me under the bus a little?!

So, Al is no help. He has not been anything but the opposite of help since I met him. So, what's in a boyfriend? Oh, I don't know..apparently I like liars. Assholes. Jerks. Scumbag low life's who wreck your car, lie to you, make you lose your glasses in an argument, and scam you on their word and out of rent.

Fuck you Saturday. Fuck you 2011 and fuck you Al.

sincerely, single